Sunday, February 18, 2007

hairy freakin' ears


Getting old ain't so bad. You're wiser, and generally have a solid appreciation for things based on experience. If you take good care of yourself and you've got good genes, you should feel pretty good, too. But if you ask me, hairy ears suck. If it was just a little peach fuzz that'd be alright. But no, it comes on curly and corkscrewed and shoots out all over the damn place. Very disturbing. Maybe not as disturbing as the Iraq War and global climate change and ignorance, but disturbing nonetheless.

5 comments:

Blistervision said...
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Blistervision said...

If all we had to deal with was ear hair we'd be in good shape. One's gotta' be pretty creative (and damn flexible) to eradicate random patches of back-hair and graying pub's. (can I say that here? or is this a family oriented blog?) Oh, well...sorry gazelle.

Either way all of them should be added to the "most disturbing" getting old shit-list.

Hugs and kisses from your redneck meat-eating, gun-toting, conservative from So. Cal.

Gazelle said...

Graying pube's, huh? You're definitely in So. Cal. when you worried about eradicating those. Remember, Ponce De Leon never did find that fountain of youth...

Love and patchouli-scented kisses from the woody woods up north, where we sport our gray pube's proudly.

Foulweather... said...

I rather enjoy pulling my ear and nasal hair out. I'm also enjoying increasing amounts of gray in the beard.

Gazelle said...

Plucking little hairs does have a rather meditative quality, doesn't it? The challenge is to remain in a meditative state during the most painful pulls.